The Placebo Dinner – Perception Audit Graphic Jumper
This midweight crewneck sweatshirt features a high-fidelity scalar specimen designed as a study in visual misdirection. Utilizing the studio's signature high-density charcoal-grit textures, the design captures the friction of a "misidentified artifact"—a clinical record of the gap between suburban perception and storefront reality.
The Perception Audit: Misidentified Artifact
Set the mood. Dim the lights. Is it a romantic night in or just another session at the local massage shop? Consider this the official uniform for the glitch in suburban perception—a forensic study of a "dinner candle" that reveals its true identity as an ear-cleansing tool only upon closer inspection.
This piece explores the distance between what we want to see and the blunt reality of the neighborhood block. Built for the peripheral regular who knows that context is everything and suburban luxury is often just a misread signal in the background of the daily grind.
Boxwood and Me. Misidentified, not misunderstood.
Designed in Melbourne, Australia.
More details
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Boxwood and Me | Independent Apparel & Design
- Email: contact@support.boxwood.me
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Placebo Dinner – Perception Audit Graphic Jumper Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|