Convenient Affection Directive | Heavyweight Long Sleeve Tee | HonestIndustrial
Outsourced intimacy. A sagging plastic payload. Flimsy delivery boxes pushing against the apex knot. An industrial staple securing a warped packing slip. The blunt command: MAKE IT NICE. Failing felt-tip ink. Severe fiber-drag. On the front, a sterile, scannable QR code masquerading as affection. The physical toll of convenient love.
Built for the peripheral survivor who recognizes the structural reality of modern romance and the friction of the daily resupply.
Blank: 220GSM heavyweight cotton long sleeve tee, boxy structural hang, ribbed cuffs.
Print: High-fidelity DTG, high-contrast waxy charcoal and opaque white vector rendering.
Placement: Full back structural delivery bag / Left-chest sterile geometric heart with scannable QR code.
Boxwood and Me. Typically Typical.
Designed in Melbourne, Australia.
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Midweight fabric (6.0 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Boxwood and Me | Independent Apparel & Design
- Email: contact@support.boxwood.me
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Convenient Affection Directive | Heavyweight Long Sleeve Tee | HonestIndustrial Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
35
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
36 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
39 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
39 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
40
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
40 1/2
|
