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Convenient Affection Directive | Heavyweight Long Sleeve Tee | HonestIndustrial

$58.01 NZD

Outsourced intimacy. A sagging plastic payload. Flimsy delivery boxes pushing against the apex knot. An industrial staple securing a warped packing slip. The blunt command: MAKE IT NICE. Failing felt-tip ink. Severe fiber-drag. On the front, a sterile, scannable QR code masquerading as affection. The physical toll of convenient love.

Built for the peripheral survivor who recognizes the structural reality of modern romance and the friction of the daily resupply.

Blank: 220GSM heavyweight cotton long sleeve tee, boxy structural hang, ribbed cuffs.  
Print: High-fidelity DTG, high-contrast waxy charcoal and opaque white vector rendering.  
Placement: Full back structural delivery bag / Left-chest sterile geometric heart with scannable QR code.  

Boxwood and Me. Typically Typical.  

Designed in Melbourne, Australia.

Select color: White

Select size

More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (6.0 oz)
  • Regular fit

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Convenient Affection Directive | Heavyweight Long Sleeve Tee | HonestIndustrial Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
33 1/2
M
29
20
35
L
30
22
36 1/2
XL
31
24
38
2XL
32
26
39 1/2
3XL
33
28
39 1/2
4XL
34
30
40
5XL
35
32
40 1/2

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.