Heavy Junk - The Drive-Thru Valentine
A romantic gesture born in the passenger seat of a dual-cab ute. Consider this the official uniform for the late-night apology. This isn’t high-street floral; it’s a rose constructed from the grease-proof checkered paper of a midnight burger run.
This sweatshirt features a scratchy, industrial rendering of a hand-folded burger wrapper rose, paired with the blunt diagnostic: HEAVY JUNK. The design utilizes high-density charcoal-grit textures to replicate the waxy, crinkled reality of fast-food relics and the grit of a suburban drive-thru. Built for the peripheral regular who understands that true romance is often found in the recycling bin of a transit hub. Boxwood and me. Fold the paper, feed the friction.
Designed in Melbourne, Australia.
More details
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Boxwood and Me
- Email: contact@support.boxwood.me
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Heavy Junk - The Drive-Thru Valentine Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|
